This is a funny story... it happened last Thanksgiving.

Everyone is sitting at the table, with a big, juicy turkey that just got set down on the table by Cheryl.

Sunny: Let's dig in!
Cheryl: IT'S STILL HOT!
Sunny: Owwee! My hand is on fire! Wait a minute, I'm on fire! AHHH!
Niota: DUH SUNNY! YOU'RE A STAR!
Sunny: Yeah, I know I'm the star of Real Appeal, but could you please give me some water?
Davis: Woohoo! Rodeo on a hose!
Cheryl: DAVIS NOOOOOOOOOOO!
(house gets soaked)
Sunny: Hey, the turkey's cool now! Let's eat!
Niota: Achoo! I think I have a cold, Cheryl. *sniff*
Cheryl: Me *cough* too.
Jason: My stomach feels weird, Cheryl. I think I'm going to throw...
Cheryl: Jason NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(after throw-up is all over the walls and floor)
Sunny: The turkey has been UNTOUCHED by the upchucked body fluid, and it is still cool enough to eat. I don't know about you, Fred, but I'm digging in.
Fred: No you're not Sunny. You're the only one that is not sick here, so you have to take care of us.
Sunny: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 


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