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This is a funny story... it happened last Thanksgiving.
Everyone is sitting at the table, with a big, juicy turkey that just got set down on the table by Cheryl.
Sunny: Let's dig in!
Cheryl: IT'S STILL HOT!
Sunny: Owwee! My hand is on fire! Wait a minute, I'm on fire! AHHH!
Niota: DUH SUNNY! YOU'RE A STAR!
Sunny: Yeah, I know I'm the star of Real Appeal, but could you please give me some water?
Davis: Woohoo! Rodeo on a hose!
Cheryl: DAVIS NOOOOOOOOOOO!
(house gets soaked)
Sunny: Hey, the turkey's cool now! Let's eat!
Niota: Achoo! I think I have a cold, Cheryl. *sniff*
Cheryl: Me *cough* too.
Jason: My stomach feels weird, Cheryl. I think I'm going to throw...
Cheryl: Jason NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(after throw-up is all over the walls and floor)
Sunny: The turkey has been UNTOUCHED by the upchucked body fluid, and it is still cool enough to eat. I don't know about you, Fred, but I'm digging in.
Fred: No you're not Sunny. You're the only one that is not sick here, so you have to take care of us.
Hello. I am Sunny S. Days at your service for annoying fun. That's right, annoying fun.
Let's see. I should introduce you to my brothers and sisters in order of age Cheryl, Fred, Niota, Jason, and Davis! (I am the oldest b.t.w.) Cheryl loves to shop, Fred just likes being himself, Niota is my favorite of my siblings, Jason wants to learn how to drive, and Davis is a dud. That's right, he's a dud star. HA! DUD STAR! Work with me here people!
My cousin's name is Doug. I HATE DOUG WITH ALL OF MY... oh hello Doug.
Doug: Hate me with all of your what smarty?
Sunny: Oh dear here we go again... Anyway see ya later peoples!